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Friday, May 9, 2003

Probably the best game in the world...

Me and the girl have got a great new game. It goes like this. She gets a bucket and a big long stick with a bunch of bright yellow stringy things on the end and covers the whole the kitchen in water. If she can do that without catching my feet she gets one point. I make this very difficult for her by running backwards and forwards across her path while she tries to use her powers to make me “get to my bed”.

When the girl has done that it is my turn to try to score points. I have to go outside, dig a hole, and bring as much mud as I can into the kitchen on my paws and then trample it all around the floor. It is very rewarding to see all those footprints on the nice shiny floor.

A point is given for each footprint I can leave before the girl spots me and uses her powers to make me to “get to my bed”. Then the game begins again with her trying to cover the whole of the kitchen floor with water and remove my pretty footprints. It is the best game in the world.

I really think you should try it at home!

Posted by Belle