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Wednesday, April 2, 2003

It wasn't me...it was spring!

The girl said I needed spring-cleaning. She said my nice knotted fur was a mess and took out a pair of shiny cutting things and cut out my carefully saved fashion accessories. She had a slightly worried look on her face when she said I looked lovely. She probably thought other dogs would get jealous of my highly fashionable slightly lopsided hair cut.
Then she got a bucket of water and made me stand outside. I had a dreadful feeling that I knew what was coming next and unfortunately I was right. I tried to make myself look pathetic shivering and whimpering so that she would realise how cruel she was being. She didn’t take any notice. A few minutes later and I was clean and she told me with a proud look that I smelled lovely. My girl’s nose doesn’t work very well though because I smelled of flowers! yuck!
“You are ready for spring now belle!” she said
I wasn’t convinced. Later we went for a nice walk and as luck was have it I found a large muddy muddle. I rolled over and over.
“There now I’m ready for spring” I smugly told my horrified girl.

Posted by Belle

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